A badbowwow Sicilian-Irish story of Burocrazia Terribilis (BT) and Atrociobus Globalitiation (AG)
PROLOGUE
Irish friends, you who approach me,
free yourself from every passionanza
And, reading, don’t be scandalalized:
There is no illness or infection here.
It is true that there is little perfectamentia
You will learn, just for laughs:
It is better to write of laughta than of tears,
That smiling is, above all, a happy thing for the humananza
Pantagruelically inspired by François Rabelais
Date of release: early 2025
2020: I have been to Ireland on behalf of Italian Public Network (radio project), Splendid Sicily (tv documentary) and me myself as a writer (book).
I have been there together with my wife, and Pedro, our doggy.
At a certain point Pedro received a call from Sicily and was encharged, by Don Ciro Cannolo (the mafia Dogfather!) to search for the dart green bone!
And our life changed!
Inspector Pedro travels from Sicily to West Cork searching for the prized green bone.
It’s the only one missing in the Dogfather Don Ciro’s (photo) collection.
Inspector Pedro is on a relentless search all around West Cork through castles, forests, rivers, towns, beaches, markets and lighthouses.
And every once in a he stops for a nice cafe’ or lunch to refuel him on his quest for the list green bone.
With the help of his distant cousin Mollie the Sprollie from Cape Clear, Jack and Biddie, two swans from Glen and humans like Siobhan Cronin of the Southern Star, David the man of the forest, Willie the smoking neighbor of Pedro… and Tom Tommyfly Pedro’s inseparable doggie drone.
While Inspector Pedro is searching high and low in the greenery of West cork for the damn green bone, back home his mamma is mixing a brew of strange stones with odd people inside them.
Lady Bea, Pedro’s assistant gives him the inside scoop about where to find all the good people inside the forest.
In a surprise twist, Pedro will find the green bone …
Starring (animals)
Inspector Pedro
Frudge, Pedro’s assistant
Mollie the Sprollie, the superbeautiful
Agent Mango
Lola, Pedro’s neighboor
Sergent Cuba
Don Ciro Cannolo, the Dogfather!
Jeremiah McKnow-it-all, journalist of the Western Bark
Rio, the cat
Starring (humans)
The acclaimed Jeremy Pittons
The presenter Gracchiam Torton
Salsa Bonan accolade of the Globalised Orbs Awards!
The red Paul Frescal
The movie producer Lord David Put-it-on
The writers Piriam Margolied and Alice Trailer
The sailor Niamh (Niamh McAnally) and his raft Imram
The top-model Elimy Catajkowski
The Oscar’s Ciccian Burpy
Jakeen Browlley the muscular rugby player
Siobhan Knowlin the chief editor of the Celestial Star/Celeste’s (or Southern’s Star if you prefer its real name!)
The whimsical Barbie Bug
The local singers Polly O’Phifany and Alphia Neel
Willie (neighboor of Pedro)
Philippippus von Burocratibus Brucselloni
Seamus O’Shaugnessy (West Corkian Senator)
David and Lisa (the man and the woman of the forest)
Emma O’Sullivan (Sean Nòs dancer)
Willie (neighboor of Pedro)
Lovely Mary (neighboor of Pedro)
Danny (postman of Bantry)
Aegar (fishmonger of Bantry)
Adrian (butcher of Bantry)
Places visited by Pedro during the researches of the elusive green bone
Bantry, Schull, Old Glengarriff, Skiberren, Lough Hyne, Kealkill Stone circle,
Dromberg stone circle, Altar Wedge tomb, Blarney Castle, Farranthomas,
Castle Donovan, Timoleague Abbey, Kealkill castle, Charles Fort, Castle Freke,
Kilcoe castle, 3 heads, Roaring water bay, Kilcrohane, Ahakista,
Dunmanus bay, Bantry bay, Beacon, Baltimore, Goath path, Castletownbere,
Allihies, Hungry hill, Garnish, Heir, Dursey, Cape Clear, Gearagh, Macroom,
Inchidoney, Gougane Barra, Kinsale, Galley head, Bamboo forest,
Glengarriff pool, Glengarriff forest, Carrag Abhainn garden, Bantry house,
O’Keeffe’s fort, Christmas in West Cork, Ballydehob, Fastnet rock,
Bantry market, Adrigole, Snave beach and plenty of others!
Duration of the documentary: 25 minutes
Book’s pages: about 200
Languages: Italian version and English version
Author: Giovanni Vallone (Pedro’s papà), writer and Radio-Television author
English adptation: Aine Brosnan (Archaeologist and fairy)
Characters and scenes from the movie and the book
Don Ciro, the Sicilian Dogfather! “Inspector Pedro find the green bone or not come back!”
Pedro by the Atlantic ocean, waiting for the spies, Jack and Biddy, two swans.
Bantry, the headquarter of Inspector Pedro
Will Cookie find the green bone somewhere?
David and Lisa, the man and the woman of the forest, walking with Pedro (that is wearing a trendy coat) in a mysterious wood!
Molly the Sprollie searching for the green bone at Cape Clear
Agent Mango: smart, sly, cunning. He is often at Pedro’s side.
Is the green bone hidden in a graveyard?
This man and his cows have searched the green bone in many farming settings.
Lady Bea, Pedro’s assistant
Danny, the postman of Bantry, has no letters for Inspector Pedro!
What’s the connection between Inspector Pedro and Saint Brendan? Does the saint know something about the green bone?
Pedro in Schull
An Elf inside a Pedro Mama’s stone! Uhmmm, very very strange!
Inspector Pedro, Sergent Cuba and the man of the forest
TomTommyfly, the doggiedrone assistant of Pedro flying over Beacon
Argo, the fishmonger: “Sorry Pedro no fish left”
Don Ciro is getting very very nervous!
Churches, castles, forests and villages… where dart could the green bone be?